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I laughed so hard I choked on saliva
wish i had a bit going where whenever i said "the prophecy" like three of my friends would repeat "the prophecy" in different tones while squinting into the distance and rubbing their chins like sages deep in thought. i would also do this for them, im a team player
"if this doesn't work out ill just kill myself" has gotten me through all of lifes trials
New weird horse just dropped, folks.
A spotless giraffe was recently born at Bright’s Zoo in Limestone, TN and was just announced in the media this morning. They’re starting a public naming contest for her, of course.
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I’d love to know what type of mutation causes this lack of of pattern, but I don’t know if we have genetics on that for giraffes the way we do other species. As far as is known, she’s the first spotless giraffe ever documented!
@elodieunderglass oh this is interesting!
Spot remover removed the whole spots!
my personality is basically a mix between a needy 5 yr old that can’t control his emotions, a teenage rebel who makes poor life decisions and an 80 yr old man who’s tired and needs a nap
Anonymous asked:
op sorry for my piss on the poor reading comprehension but when u said "trains came from the mines" in that post i thought we just like. found them down there.
kidlit-queen-competition answered:
Oh yeah nah that’s how it happened. In our hubris we dug too deep and found beasts of fire and iron, you know how it is.
